Perhaps... NOT

2009-10-29T01:19:00.000-07:00

GOT MY REPORT BOOK !

Avg : 65.2
Class position : 6/35

No A 1 s at all . All b3s and a2s and a couple of C s . Oh well . Too humble to paste the image here

Relatively boring day today.

failblog introduced to me by dwayne choy

2009-10-28T00:51:00.000-07:00

WTF ? I have been accepted into the SNYS ( training section of the SNYO ) but as VIOLA . I'm not going to join the orchestra . Fuck them . Unless they would change me to violin

2009-10-27T23:27:00.000-07:00

INTRODUCED TO ME BY FREDY .

CHIOBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !

Band dismissed earlier today :) Went to heartland mall and ate korean fast food . Dwayne said that he wanted to take the train with me , but pang sei ed me halfway . Oh well . Time to sleep !

2009-10-27T06:57:00.000-07:00

EUPHORIA !

I gained 2 kg ! In a week !
Target : 70kg
Current : 58kg
Time Taken : (70-58) / 1.5 ( intake would slow down gradually ) = 8 weeks = 2 months !

Thanks Jianwen and QH for their support ! MUHAHAHAHAHA ! And speaking of fat people, check this out ! HAHAH ! So daring ! Watch @ around 1:33 if you have no time

Well , after rehearsing for brother's funeral, went to nick soo's house and played fifa ! Me and darren owned them 10- 2 ! ! ! ! Got owned when they played WWE though , I didn't know the controls and got owned !

And , introduced to me by dwanye, LEFT FOR DEAD HOKKIEN VERSON !

Ate my godma's tom yum soup ! YUM YUM !

2009-10-26T02:43:00.001-07:00

I need a NEW blogskin !!! Can anyone help me find / create one ???

2009-10-26T02:42:00.000-07:00

FUN !

Played football today ! FREAKING FUN ! Though I didn't scored any goals , all my volleys were on target ! The EUPHORIA of zamming the ball is DAMN GOOD ! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ...MUHAHAHAHAHA ! Mine was like 0:43 :)

HAHA ! Then played chinese chess to cool down after the match . Still haven't got the hang of it .

Anyway, good luck to all sec 4s for their o levels !

Anyway, recently our class had a PETER CHAO fever . poseurs .

THIS ONE IS THE FUNNIEST EVER!

2009-10-25T03:38:00.001-07:00

HAHA .

Went to a yeast factory today . Seems that with enzymes , you can reduce radiation levels in your house, purify your air , and do lots of stuff . You're supposed to like put fruit peels in a brown sugar water solution and let it rot for 3 months . The methane given out someone is turned into enzymes . It can be used as an organic cleaner for skin , floor , anything , you just have to dilute it to the right levels .

If you put it next to your computer , it absorbs the e.m.f of it , reducing radiation . CRAZY

ECO-ZYME GT. (liquid)
Special selection of microbes, particularly for grease/fat degradation. areas of use: greasetraps and holding tanks. features: maintains odour free drains, prevents blockages and reduces pump out frequency, non-toxic, bio-degradable and consumes waste rather than shift it down the line.

ECO-ZYME 4.0
Stable fermentation base with selected surfactants. areas of use: as a cleanser with excellent odour elimination properties in food preparation areas, on benches, floors, tables, etc. features: superb eliminator of odours in fish and other areas plus a very good cleaner. Approved for use in food preparation areas

If you want to make your own , here are the steps .

Ensure the ratio of water , fruit peel and brown sugar is 10 : 3 : 1 respectively

Let's use 500ml as the water amount .

1. Add 500ml water into a container

2.Add 150 g of NEATLY DICED ( small enough to fit through the opening ; the smaller the better, more surface area ) fruit peels ( actually anything that is fruit / vegetable waste can liao ) into the thing.

3. Add 50g of brown sugar and SHAKE till solution is homogenous .

4. Close cap

5. Sit for 3 months , shaking it daily .

And the lady at the factory was damn funny lah ! She mentioned that ecozyme ( their product name ) can create wisdom particles. WTF IS THAT ? And instead of saying formula , she decided to be more POHfessional and say FORMULATION . DAMN EXTRA .

Oh , and the ECOZYME lowers the room temperature.

AFTERNOON

Went to get black shirt / pants for alumni performance in thailand . 80 bucks . g2000 .

Abit expensive eh ?

Perhaps .

" Everybody knows politics is a contact sport "

OBAMA

2009-10-24T07:50:00.001-07:00

NERVOUS .

Snyo audition today . There were seriously alot of talented kids down there , playing songs so technically difficult like nobody's business . But they seriously look damn pressurized , I guess there were forced to memorize the pieces like hell . Despite all this , I was strangely calm . Abit as if the whole thing was a dream . I just walked in there and played my pieces . SIMPLE .

In my dreams.

The conductor cut me through half way for both pieces . I though I was playing like shit thus he couldn't tolerate it .

WRONG ( to my pleasure )

Chien Teng told me that each applicant has only 4/5 minutes to perform and since my pieces were 4/5 minutes each , he had to cut the pieces .

EUPHORIA

Well , thanks to Lionel , many people think I'm going to the SNYO . Well , no , I think I have to undergo orchestral training in SNYS first .

Thanks QH and Yam for wishing me good luck .

The rest , I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that

I have audition on the day , but just too busy to remind me .

Well, went for band later . Discovered where the reeds went ( heehee, i only told qh since she's the only non-mssb member , I don't want to create internal conflict ) .

ALUMNI ~

Again , thought I would get owned since I usually play like shit under the pressure of Chiangster . But turned out okay . My passport photocopy for the thailand trip got rejected because it was too blur . I threw it out of the mrt on the way home ( ask lionel ) .

Well , that' my day . How's yours ? Tell me in the Chatbox

2009-10-23T01:43:00.000-07:00

TIRED

Marist youth day today . Woke up @645 feeling tired as hell , most possibly to chatting with a particular someone late into the WEE ! hours.

Well, just used the $5 coupon we bought from the school conditionally to buy stuff to eat . I have been fucking hungry since I went on my new diet ( no caffeine, minimal water, more carbo ) . Had attempted a short chat with QH on my phone's wifi but had to stop as my teacher was eyeballing me. Oh well .

Went home and continued the chat with Qh ! :)

Hmmmmmmmm , now i'm going to practise violin for my snyo audition tomorrow !

2009-10-22T09:24:00.001-07:00

Chatted with QH about band people .

Realised alot of stuff.

POWERFUL POWERFUL STUFF

2009-10-22T08:10:00.000-07:00

Well , today was promotion day @ MSHS, where teachers decides whether the students gets promoted to the next level.

Apparently, many people are not satisfied with some members of our class and wished that they were going to be retained / demoted . However, some humanities teachers showed us that our whole class was going to be promoted together . How sad.

Anyway, went out today with QH, JW and Lionel to Esplanade library to slack . AGAIN . Jianwen posted reallly retarded stuff on my facebook

As you can see, I got back at him .
And if that was not enough, he toyed around with the macbook, and something fucking embarrassing happended..

Heeding my friends advice to gain weight, I searched the web for some tips . I complied everything into a file . Then jianwen opened recent items , and viola, and I looked like some desperate fuck .

I realised everytime I go out with yam , he embarrasses me.

Afterwards, went to makansutra to eat. When I was buying a drink , he greedily stole all my prawns. And when he realised that seafood was fattening he gave me all . And he also drank my 100 plus. Now , I have a blocked nose.

On the way back, I rushed into the toilet, leaving my bag with jianwen.

When I came out, I realised I got abandoned. Trusting them , I just made my way to the mrt, hoping to find them there . However, I realised they were in the same place where the WC was. They left my bag on a GENERAL WASTE rubbish bin .

Went with jianwen and lionel to alumni band .

FUCKING FUN .

I thought I would get owned and everything , but it was okay . Fredy was sad when he gave me a gay smile as he singled me out to play a run , and I didn't screw it up .MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH . Though Zhen Cheng was temporarily the attention of the band as he didn't manage to meet fredy's requirements. There were solos and exposed bassoon parts, unlike main band.

No wonder alumni band improves so much , because they can know how good/bad they are when they listen to their parts.

Main band songs are all brass-dominated, so there are no chances for low woodwinds to be exposed .

Quite happy now that I'll be going to the thailand trip with Jianwen and Lionel . And since his surname is Yam and mine Woo, which are near each other, most likely I'll share my room with him , and not with some pedophile .

Oh and Yam got damn agitated when QH referred to him as a teddy bear . Well, he's name is pedo bear now.

haha !

On the train back, talked with Jianwen . Bonded with him, to some extent . Fucking happy I'm having him for the thailand trip as a friend . We shared out disgust for some people and ranted about stuff .

P.s. Jianwen, if you're reading this, sorry for arm railing your head when I found out that you were THERE.

P.p.s I like dots

P.p.s STRIPES ARE BETTER

2009-10-21T06:45:00.000-07:00

My co-form teacher , Jasmine Yeo, found out I was using handphone in school ( where handphones are not allowed ) .

She was like saying with a smirk " I know what you guys were doing this past few days ah " referring to our handphone usage . How come ? Well, Lionel being the pokemon freak he his ( he seats besides me) is oblivious to the stares she throws at him when he defeats a difficult trainer or passes a pokemon gym .

And he likes to stare at my handphone when I sms qihui . And his spontaneous EH CUTIE doesn't help either.

Well, I just continued playing my handphone, albeit more discreetly, while lionel continued the apprenticeship of being the next CLEMENT PAK.

Though, I'll dedicate this special pokemon episode ( with bikini babes ! ) to them

2009-10-19T04:51:00.000-07:00

Went out with jianwen, lionel , petrina and qihui today to slack outside .

Played poker with lionel , ended up owing him 9.15

YOU SHOULD QUIT WHILE YOU"RE AHEAD

Then, played blackjack

He owed me 2 bucks . But , being the gentleman I was , I graciously declined his money .

Then at library .

FUCKING EMBARRASING

Lionel was bullied by qihui and petrina .
And as with arguments, you have a pause before the climax of the argument ( you know when both of you is so shocked at the other ) , and I farted .

I ate 5 bananas that morning because there was no food in the house.

I was holding in air for about 2 hours .

And it let loose at the most inconvenient time .

Fucking embarrassed.

Anyway, went to sakae and ate buffet . After finishing the food , I got bored and started to doodle with the sushi revolving tray . And played poker to see who would eat a thumbful of wasabi on sushi . Guesss who won ?

JIANWEN .

Now , he's puking .

2009-10-16T16:16:00.000-07:00

I was walking along the road, and I saw a chicken and an egg competing in a marathon . Hmmm, I thought, this might be interesting .

For those who didn't get the joke, highlight the next part.

Which came first ? The Chicken or the Egg ?

2009-10-15T03:59:00.000-07:00

I realised that because of what happended on Tuesday, my message counter now reeds 1520. And my limit is 1000 .

Anyway, if you guys don't have anything to do at home , watch these videos

Hi Qihui,Petrina,Jianwen and Lionel

2009-10-13T07:33:00.000-07:00

The Flight of the Conchords is a parody band introduced by my sister

Another one.

2009-10-13T07:07:00.001-07:00

Went out with Yammy, Clement Pak, Lionel , Qihui,Petrina and a hyperactive girl whos name I did not catch.

Studied ( or rather annoyed lionel ) @ bishan library

Then arcaded for a while . . . got a treat about 5 bucks from lionel because he spent 10 bucks on non-refundable tokens.

To quote from him

"SELF OWN"

Then went back library annoy lionel some more.

Then watched movie with clement . Cloudy with a chance of meatball

It was okay, there was some family guy humour in there ( as in retarded but funny ) but as with funny things , you often forget them.

I give it a 3.5 /5 . TOO MANY MORALS. If you want to make a movie that educates , please go all out like Jack Neo's Money No Enough . Don't do it halfheartedly, so that you can fulfill the catergorys of comedy, slight romance , and sci-fi.

Then went back home...

And typed this.

This blog would be much more updated now, since I fixed my phone's wifi.

And i love my banana phone

2009-10-10T06:43:00.000-07:00

I'm not gonna think about girl stuff for the time being now .

Upcoming SNYO audition in Late OCT.

STRESS

Apparently, due to a certain band conductor in a certain school I'm studying at , the whole band knows that I'm auditioning for SNYO . However, if due to some unforeseen reason that I would fail the audition, there would a 70-strong band to insult me.

THANKS.

Those that have musical talents ( yes, only those with, and not those who just learnt for fucks sake only ) , please give comments on these 2 vids, because I'm gonna use them for my audition .

And for those who are not blessed with musical talents, I shall update you with the latest muthabitch, Peter Chao !

Irony

2009-10-09T01:41:00.000-07:00

Today was a damn ironic day for me .

After playing dota and an assortment of games at the Serangoon Garden lanshop, I went home.

Queued up for my bus 825.

And there was this girl in the short skirt ( i guess around 23+) was like also queued up beside me. And I swear the next few things happened.

She kept like swinging her legs at me ( not that angry way, but flirtatious way ) and I was like wtf , what's happening . She was not that kind of ugly girls who hit on every guy they see. I think she's around 7/10 and she was like swinging her legs , continuously in my direction in different teases. A few times I could have caught a glimpse of her goods in my peripheral vision,but I didn't.

If she did that a year ago, I would have smiled at her, engaged in conversation , and got her number .

BUT . She did that today. I just felt like it was wrong to stare at her legs. So I just kept looking forward, and looking dumbfounded .

I don't know why I changed. She was quite pretty .

Sad.

Sometimes I'm good and it doesn't pay.

Sometimes I'm bad and it doesn't pay.

2009-09-27T05:28:00.000-07:00

AH.

Music practical tomorrow.

BITCH.

Added View Counter , & Some Updates.

2009-09-24T05:53:00.000-07:00

Added View Counter

Will be (sparsely) posting until 14th OCT !

I sympathize with that guy . You except a drive home after a long days hard work , and

BOOM

random guy paints your car .

Random guy deserves punches .

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2009-09-24T02:36:00.000-07:00

First POST !

Realized that my old blog was quite shit in its concept and everything, thus I created a new one .

Anyway, will be light on postings because of impending SA2 . But, will have better quality posts once exams are over.

I will now attempt to redirect your attention of me being a lousy poster to THESE CLIPS !

I HATE TWILIGHT ! The book I Mean. SAPPY TEENAGE love story . Some quotes :

" My eyes filled with liquid as he fought for me "

Perhaps it's raining ?

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